All I Really Want For Christmas
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From The Episode |
"All I Really Want For Christmas" is a song originally from the episode Road To The North Pole.
It is very similar to the song "A Family Guy Christmas".
Lyrics[edit | edit source]
Peter:
Wearing nothing but their socks
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Brian:
(spoken) Well, that's just not practical.
Lois:
Spending a week in Mexico
With some black guys, and some blow
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Peter:
(spoken) Ah, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?
Chris:
I would like a pair of skates
Then I'd go out skating
But I really don't know how to skate
Ha ha!
Meg:
I want a Lexus, all in pink
And a dad who doesn't drink
Peter:
Oh, and that reminds me
Twelve kegs of beer
Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie:
All these happy wishes
And lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Brian:
(spoken) Santa's got his work cut out for him.
Peter:
Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet!
Lois:
I wanna tour the Spanish coast
Peter:
Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost
Peter and Lois:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Lois:
(spoken) Wait...what?
Peter:
(spoken) Forget it. Keep going.
Chris:
Jennifer Garner in my bed
Meg:
Softer voices in my head
Meg & Chris:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Stewie:
Yellow cake uranium
Never mind the reason
Also, Chutes & Ladders and a ball
(giggles)
Brian:
Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?
Peter:
Poo on you, it's not enough
Stewie:
Buddy-boy, I got your Christmas
Right here
Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie:
All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Brian:
(spoken) I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.
Lois:
(spoken) Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian. It's Christmas.
Peter:
(spoken) And Christmas is about getting. Everyone knows that!
Quagmire:
Japanese girls with no restraint
Just to choke me 'till I faint
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Oooh, giggity!
Bonnie:
Platinum-plated silverware
Joe:
Just one day when kids don't stare
Bonnie & Joe:
Is all I really want for Christmas this year!
Mort:
If you put a Christmas tree
In the public airport
I will go to court and sue your ass
Happy holidays!
Adam West:
Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?
Herbert:
And a little drummer boy
He can even tap his drum on my rear
Mort, Adam West, and Herbert:
All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!
Tom Tucker:
I want a golden mustache comb
Angela:
And some spermicidal foam
Tom and Angela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
Carter:
I want a brand new pitching wedge
Consuela:
I would like some Lemon pledge
Carter and Consuela:
That's all I really want for Christmas this year!
Bruce:
I just want a wedding ring
From someone named Jeffrey
Jillian:
I just want some colored Easter eggs
Carl:
I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz
Tomik:
We don't know what Christmas is!
Bellgarde:
We have something else called Kishglev Flufleer
Everyone (except for Brian, who is just standing there, smiling at the camera):
All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer
Is all I really want this year!