All I Really Want For Christmas

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All I Really Want For Christmas
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From The Episode

Road To The North Pole

"All I Really Want For Christmas" is a song originally from the episode Road To The North Pole.

It is very similar to the song "A Family Guy Christmas".

Lyrics[edit | edit source]

Peter:

Jessica Biel and Megan Fox

Wearing nothing but their socks

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Brian:

(spoken) Well, that's just not practical.

Lois:

Spending a week in Mexico

With some black guys, and some blow

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Peter:

(spoken) Ah, that sounds terrific. How about you, kids?

Chris:

I would like a pair of skates

Then I'd go out skating

But I really don't know how to skate

Ha ha!

Meg:

I want a Lexus, all in pink

And a dad who doesn't drink

Peter:

Oh, and that reminds me

Twelve kegs of beer

Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie:

All these happy wishes

And lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this year!

Brian:

(spoken) Santa's got his work cut out for him.

Peter:

Oh, we ain't even gotten started yet!

Lois:

I wanna tour the Spanish coast

Peter:

Lunch with Michael Landon's ghost

Peter and Lois:

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Lois:

(spoken) Wait...what?

Peter:

(spoken) Forget it. Keep going.

Chris:

Jennifer Garner in my bed

Meg:

Softer voices in my head

Meg & Chris:

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Stewie:

Yellow cake uranium

Never mind the reason

Also, Chutes & Ladders and a ball

(giggles)

Brian:

Doesn't this seem like too much stuff?

Peter:

Poo on you, it's not enough

Stewie:

Buddy-boy, I got your Christmas

Right here

Peter, Lois, Meg, Chris, and Stewie:

All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this year!

Brian:

(spoken) I'm just saying it seems a bit excessive.

Lois:

(spoken) Oh, get off your soapbox, Brian. It's Christmas.

Peter:

(spoken) And Christmas is about getting. Everyone knows that!

Quagmire:

Japanese girls with no restraint

Just to choke me 'till I faint

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Oooh, giggity!

Bonnie:

Platinum-plated silverware

Joe:

Just one day when kids don't stare

Bonnie & Joe:

Is all I really want for Christmas this year!

Mort:

If you put a Christmas tree

In the public airport

I will go to court and sue your ass

Happy holidays!

Adam West:

Wouldn't I love a Tinkertoy?

Herbert:

And a little drummer boy

He can even tap his drum on my rear

Mort, Adam West, and Herbert:

All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this year!

Tom Tucker:

I want a golden mustache comb

Angela:

And some spermicidal foam

Tom and Angela:

That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

Carter:

I want a brand new pitching wedge

Consuela:

I would like some Lemon pledge

Carter and Consuela:

That's all I really want for Christmas this year!

Bruce:

I just want a wedding ring

From someone named Jeffrey

Jillian:

I just want some colored Easter eggs

Carl:

I want a Blu-Ray of The Wiz

Tomik:

We don't know what Christmas is!

Bellgarde:

We have something else called Kishglev Flufleer

Everyone (except for Brian, who is just standing there, smiling at the camera):

All these happy wishes, and lots of Christmas cheer

Is all I really want this year!